Post by SaikoMelon on Aug 29, 2002 11:32:57 GMT 7
# Corporate lesson 1
A man is getting into the bathroom just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who
should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself
up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before
she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel
that have on. "After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars
and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in
the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk
in time with your partners or colleagues, you may be in a position to
prevent avoidable, embarrassing Exposure!
# Corporate lesson 2
A priest was driving along when he saw a nun at the side of the road. He
stopped to offer her a lift which she accepted. She got in and sat down
comfortably, crossing her legs and forcing her gown to accidentally opens
lightly and reveal a sexy leg. The priest took a peek and nearly had an
accident.
After controlling the car, he steadily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
stared at him and said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was
flustered and immediately apologized.
He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his
eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he pretended to slip and touched her leg
again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the
priest apologized. Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave the priest
a meaningful glanceand went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest quickly rushed to retrieve a bible
and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek further
up,........there you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might just miss a great
opportunity!
# Corporate Lesson 3
Usually the executives and staff of the company play football.
The middle level managers are more interested in Tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for Golf.
Findings : As you climb up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.
A man is getting into the bathroom just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who
should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself
up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before
she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel
that have on. "After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars
and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in
the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk
in time with your partners or colleagues, you may be in a position to
prevent avoidable, embarrassing Exposure!
# Corporate lesson 2
A priest was driving along when he saw a nun at the side of the road. He
stopped to offer her a lift which she accepted. She got in and sat down
comfortably, crossing her legs and forcing her gown to accidentally opens
lightly and reveal a sexy leg. The priest took a peek and nearly had an
accident.
After controlling the car, he steadily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
stared at him and said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was
flustered and immediately apologized.
He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his
eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he pretended to slip and touched her leg
again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the
priest apologized. Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave the priest
a meaningful glanceand went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest quickly rushed to retrieve a bible
and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek further
up,........there you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might just miss a great
opportunity!
# Corporate Lesson 3
Usually the executives and staff of the company play football.
The middle level managers are more interested in Tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for Golf.
Findings : As you climb up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.